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How to Measure Your Penis...Without Cheating!

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HBO's Sex Inspector gives a hilarious but insightful lesson on the CORRECT way of measuring your penis. Hi! I'm Michael Alvear, YouTube's new resident shagspert. You can see me on HBO, CBS and NBC giving sex and relationship advice to dateless girls like lonelygirl15, gay guys like williamsledd, hot girls like miaarose, angst-ridden women like Brookers, and whacky dudes like Smosh. In this funny advice series I'll be talking about men, women, flirting, seduction, hooking up, orgasm, low libido, Viagra, erectile dysfunction, affairs, and everything else you can think of. Maybe even guitars and rock bands, who knows? Stay tuned!

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: MashUps

Length: 02:07
Rating: 4.39
Views: 320426

Tags: Advice  blabbermash  cock  Dating  dick  Foreplay  Funny  intercourse  Love  measuring  Naked  penis  Relationship  Sex  Tips  

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XjbiggsxX (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
nah i agree im average and i rip that shit.... plus u gotta hit the spots and get em fired up... if its not a big production, then you better be rich, popular or have a huge penis....
IPlayGuitar19 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
oh wow you are just so fucking cool
JRN1704 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
That's what people with a small penis usually say... :)
dice142803 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
im a guy and a friend told me " It doesn't matter how small your penis is...it's how you use it" lol smart wise words.
Nasty0suicide (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
":) Round up to the nearest cm... :| NOT the nearest foot" LLFMAO :D
gerbizzlefoshizzle (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
you are stupid. go have sexual intercourse with yourself. BTW, it's still kinda stupid to compete in who's got the biggest dick
pencheroc (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
my partner says it hurts her cervix when it goes to deep so it could be a disadvantage
BobeenChatagratzsky (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
yeah "high five"
Internesting (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
im packin 3 footer, i have to wrap it around my leg.
universallove90 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Damn men are a bunch of disgusting retards, why many women continue to date them, is beyond me. Men should be with men. Women, and men are not even sexually compatible. The majority of men have about 10 times higher sex drive then women, therefore men should leave women the fuck alone, and fuck other men. Everyone knows men are gay anyways look at them, all they do is stroke their cocks ahhahaha!

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