Henry The Handicraft Hippo!

The second greatest story ever told: "Once upon a time, There lived a little hippo, Henry was his name: A dang good one. He lived a very good life Until Nazis shot down his wife. She had kept Jewish hippos in the house, A big mistake. A big mistake. Henry geared for war As he entered the gas chamber. With a frightening roar He was branded. Although he was electrocuted, Shot, abused, scorched, whipped, and secluded He managed to do some good. He managed to find some food. He was the hero of the day. He made the bad guys pay! Because He fought in the war so valiantly Until he became a roasted casualty! He barely made it home alive, But he did survive...the Holocaust! So we sing about The wonder of his splendor: How he came to be Our mascot. He's really good with the children, If they act up, he is there to kill them. He may be small, but he knows just what to do... Just what to do. His name is... Henry the Handicraft Hippo! Henry the Handicraft Hippo! Henry the Handicraft Hippo! Survived the Holocaust!"

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: VGPianoMan

Length: 03:36
Rating: N/A
Views: 62

Tags: Comedy  Funny  Handicraft  Henry  Hippo!  The  

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